Tuesday, September 18, 2012

What if?

I wonder what would happen if the following not-so-improbable events took place:

1)Manmohan Singh is sacked from the Congress party for greeting Narendra Modi on his birth-day.

2)Montek Singh Ahluwalia is awarded Bharat Ratna for abolishing poverty from India by fixing a poverty threshold expenditure limit of Rs.0.00 per annum.

3)The Vice President Hamid Ansari receives a fatwa for not setting the Rajya Sabha on fire in protest against "Innocence of Muslims".

4)The minister Jairam Ramesh is shown the door for failing to originate any scam.

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