Tips from the untipped

"You people are really nuts,” she told a reporter during a phone interview. “There’s kids dying in the war, the price of oil right now — there’s betterthings in this world to be thinking about than who served Hillary Clinton at Maid-Rite and who got a tip and who didn’t get a tip.” These wise words were uttered by an apparently uneducated waitress who was tipped or not tipped depending on which news-source you rely on.--Srivarahan